We’ve got some half-priced cracked ice, and miles and miles of carpet tiles, TVs, deep freeze, and David Bowie LPs. Actually, we’ve got none of those things, we’ve just got Simon being a plonker, as we work out the opposite of Only Fools And Horses, the opposite of chicken nuggets, and the opposite of Thumb Wars.
Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Let us know, join in the fun, and share the love, because doing so is good for the soul. Or something.