Irn-Bru, Nasal Spray, Corndog, Cucumber

What better way to spend your sunny summer’s day than to chug back an Irn-Bru, with a Corndog and some cucumber, and wash it all down with some nasal spray? No. Let’s do the opposite of that instead then. Don’t...

Phone Box, Stairs, Stripey Top

Let’s sit on the stairs near a phone box, wearing our best stripey tops, and talk of the time we worked out the opposite of all those things. Don’t share. Don’t enjoy.

Felix, Dictionary, Saturn

Can you eat cat food on Saturn whilst reading a dictionary? Who knows? We certainly don’t. But we CAN work out the opposite of those things if you like. Don’t share, and don’t enjoy.

Jelly, Grass, Postie

What if the mail carrier was delivering you some jelly, but dropped it all over your grass? That would be a nightmare. Don’t mail jelly. Instead, join us in working out the opposite of those things. Don’t share, and certainly...

Ginger Nuts, June, Witch

Would a witch eat a Ginger Nut in June? Well, that’s a question for another podcast, because it’s our task to work out the opposite of those things. Don’t share. Don’t enjoy.

Coat Hanger, Pangolin, Ibuprofen

An eclectic mix this week, as we work out the opposite of a coat hanger, the opposite of a pangolin, and the opposite of Ibuprofen. Don’t share, and don’t enjoy.

Beer, Quokka, Teardrop

Don’t cry into your beer, look there’s a delightful Quokka over there smiling at us. What a way to spend the day as we work out the opposite of all those things. Don’t share this.

Space Hopper, Biro, Deely Boppers

Slip your biro in your shirt pocket, put your deely boppers on nice and straight, then clamber on to your space hopper and bounce on down to the funkiest podcast about opposites in town.

USB Stick, Death Star, Nail Clippers

Which is more deadly? A USB stick? The Death Star? Or nail clippers? There’s no way of knowing, so instead we just work out the opposite of those things. It’s more fun anyway. Don’t share.

Otter, Birds Of A Feather, Swingball

What happens when an otter plays Swingball whilst watching an episode of Birds of a Feather? No idea, but we’re pretty sure we can work out the opposite of that. Don’t enjoy.