Cape, Baked Potato, Whiskers

One billows, one’s a hot pillow, and the other sticks out the side of a cat’s face. But which is which? And what is the opposite of those things?

Strawberry, The X Files, Scrabble

What does a strawberry have in common with The X-Files and Scrabble? Nothing, except those are the three things we work out the opposites of this week. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right?

BT Tower, Oyster Card, Table Football

So, here we are once again with the podcast of opposites. This week, to stave off the impending nihilism of lockdown, we work out the opposite of the BT Tower, of an Oyster Card, and of table football. Are we...

Mannequins, Face Masks, Underwear

We got ourselves in a pickle this week, when we tried to work out the opposite of mannequins, of face masks, and of underwear. Tune in and find out what happened. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of...

Bunting, Jellicle, Berets

This was a spare episode we recorded a week or so ago just in case we couldn’t record one week, and sure enough, Simon is rubbish, and couldn’t this week. There are a few technical issues towards the end too,...

Squash, Chicken Leftovers, Tacos

How are you spending your lockdown? We’re spending ours working out the opposite if things that don’t have a natural opposite. On the list this week, thanks to your brilliant suggestions, we work out the opposite of squash (ah, but...

Pockets, Pop Tarts, Audio Commentaries

What better way to pass the time when stuck indoors that to listen to two idiots work out the opposite of things that don’t have a natural opposite? This week, that includes pockets, Pop Tarts, and audio commentaries. Are we...

Koala, Horse Poo, Tea Earl Grey Hot

What’s the opposite of a Koala? This is a question that consumes us this week on the podcast of opposites. Then we move on to horse manure, before having a cup of tea (Earl Grey, Hot). Are we right? Or...

Magic Wand, Tony The Tiger, Red Panda

Time once more to work out the opposite of things that don’t have a natural opposite, because that is what we do on this podcast. This week, that means talking about magic wands, Tony The Tiger, Red Pandas, and a...

Book Launch, Cruise Ship, Milk

To celebrate our 150th episode, we did absolutely nothing special or different. Because that is the opposite of what is usually done on these occassions, and we are nothing if not contrary. Instead, we worked out the opposite of a...