We don’t go where you’d expect when we work out the opposite of a beaver. Honest. It’s much worse. Do not share, and do not enjoy.
It’s all food based this week, as we work out the opposite of Cadfael, Sweet And Sour, and salami. Do not share, and do not enjoy.
What’s the opposite of Eldorado? What even is Eldorado? Squeeze your stress balls, listen to the hummingbird sing, and find out. But do not share, and do not enjoy.
Use your eyes, tickle the truth free, and hum the theme tune. Or just work out the opposite of those things instead. Do no share, and do not enjoy.
This is the news. Or at least the opposite of some of the element of the news – all in a special themed edition of the most pointless of podcasts. Do no share, and do not enjoy.
Fill a sick bag. Shoot an arrow at it. Post it all on Twitter. Orrrrrr … just work out the opposite of it all instead. That’s much more fun. Do not share. And do not enjoy.
Why are you dipping that Sherbert Lemon in your posset? WTF? I mean, what’s the opposite of that anyway? Do not share, and do not enjoy.
Parumpahpumpum and all that. Let’s work out the festive opposites of stuffing, baubles, and the very meaning of Christmas itself. Do not share, and do not enjoy.