Book Launch, Cruise Ship, Milk

To celebrate our 150th episode, we did absolutely nothing special or different. Because that is the opposite of what is usually done on these occassions, and we are nothing if not contrary. Instead, we worked out the opposite of a...

Dates, Knitting, Holy Grail

What’s the opposite of a date? What sort of date do we mean? What’s the opposite of knitting? What’s the opposite of the Holy Grail? Why do we spend our time working out the opposite of things that don’t have...

Lego Minifigs, Plasticine, January

They’re cute, and eager to play. No, not us. Lego mini figures. And we wanna know what’s the opposite of them. As well as the opposite of plasticine (or PlayDoh), and the opposite of January. Are we right? Or are...

Squat Holds, Keto, Nail Biting

It’s a new year, which means resolutions, and self-impovement. At the same time as teaching a new exercise, we work out the opposite of a squat hold, of the Keto diet, and of nail-biting. And we all feel better for...

Santa Claus, Myrrh, Stockings

It’s a seasonal special this week, with turkey and all the trimmings. We won’t be pulling crackers alas, because we already worked out the opposite of those. Herein though we work out the opposite of Santa, of myrrh, and of...

Toucan, Clouds, Bakewell Tart

  This week, we too wonder what might be the opposite of a toucan. So, two can scan a toucan? Who knows. Also, clouds, and Bakewell tarts. Mmm. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Let us...

Tardis, Waitrose, Vaping

Hold on to your hats, and long, long scarves, and bits of celery, and question mark cufflinks. This week, we work out the opposite of the TARDIS, the opposite of Waitrose, and the opposite of vaping. So, are we right?...

Pirate Ship, Mars Bar, Allo Allo

What begins as a discussion about how to eat a massive Malteser soon moves on to us working out the opposite of a pirate ship, of a Mars bar, and of the sitcom ‘Allo ‘Allo. Are we right? Or are...

Mr Spock, Archery, Cartwheels

Herein lies an Avengers: Endgame theory that will blow your tiny mind. Also within, you will hear us discuss the opposites of Mr Spock, of archery, and of cartwheels. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Let...

Pumpkin, Amusement Park, Clusterf*ck

Ooh look, there’s a rude word in the title. Naughty. Iszi has a croaky voice this week, and Simon doesn’t. Between them, they work out the opposite of a pumpkin, of an amusement park, and of a clusterf*ck (or omnishambles...