What happens when an otter plays Swingball whilst watching an episode of Birds of a Feather? No idea, but we’re pretty sure we can work out the opposite of that. Don’t enjoy.

What’s the opposite of a Cornetto Tip? What’s the opposite of Whoppers (not the burger)? And what’s the opposite of Badminton? This, and other pressing questions, all answered. Don’t share.

There’s learning to be had in this week’s episode, including some etymology you might not expect. All this as we work out the opposite of Toast Toppers, of Dandelion & Burdock, and of a brick. Don’t enjoy.

What happens when a person with a Scottish accent, walks into a McDonald’s, with a glove puppet on their hand, and demands to know the opposite of such a scenario?

Long words. So many long words. But they’re all fun to say, so we say them a lot as we work out what their opposites might be. Enjoy.

Trying to explain what Skips are is difficult, but we give it a damn good go, before we work out what is the opposite of Skips. Then we drop some F-Bombs, and play the organ. Please share and enjoy responsibly.

Arrrrrr, there be pirates. And there be the opposite of pirates. And tis we who will be a’calculatin’ thems opposites. That, and then honey dippers and conkers. Arrrr.

Let’s all queue up to catch the opposite of a bus, and hope it’s not so late that we end up covered in dust and drained of our batteries. Yes, that’s right, this week we work out the opposite of...

What’s the opposite of a banana? And how can a banana cause an hysterical existential crisis? There’s also calculations of the opposite of mustard, and the opposite of the Great Pyramids. Please share and enjoy.

We’ve got a lust for life, because we were born slippy on a perfect day. That’s right, this week, we work out the opposite of the movie Trainspotting. On our travels, we also note down in our little pocketbooks, the...