Pirate Ship, Mars Bar, Allo Allo

What begins as a discussion about how to eat a massive Malteser soon moves on to us working out the opposite of a pirate ship, of a Mars bar, and of the sitcom ‘Allo ‘Allo. Are we right? Or are...

Mr Spock, Archery, Cartwheels

Herein lies an Avengers: Endgame theory that will blow your tiny mind. Also within, you will hear us discuss the opposites of Mr Spock, of archery, and of cartwheels. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Let...

Pumpkin, Amusement Park, Clusterf*ck

Ooh look, there’s a rude word in the title. Naughty. Iszi has a croaky voice this week, and Simon doesn’t. Between them, they work out the opposite of a pumpkin, of an amusement park, and of a clusterf*ck (or omnishambles...

Octopus, Marvin, Good Night’s Sleep, Lollipops

We’ve got our tentacles in everything this week. Here we are, brains the size of a planet, and all we’re being asked to do is work out the opposite of an octopus, of Marvin (the paranoid android), of a good...

Black Forest Gateau, Mario Kart, The Queen

Time to dig in to a giant slice of cake, and as we masticate (I said masticate), we can ruminate on the opposite of a Black Forest Gateau, before a quick game of Mario Kart, and a doff of the...

Smarties, IKEA, Snorkelling, Forks

Only Smarties have the answer. So why do they need us to figure out the opposite of Smarties? It’s like the slogan is a con. Then there’s IKEA, snorkelling, and a bonus one for us to work out too. Are...

Snogging, Mary Shelley, Doughnuts

Pucker up, because on the podcast this week, we work out the opposite of snogging. Along the way, we also meet Mary Shelley, and have a few doughnuts too. That’s to say, we work out the opposites of course. Are...

Cable Car, QI Elves, Ice Cream

You know those scenes in movies where a hero and a villain fight on top of cable cars, and end up hanging precariously over deep precipices? Well, brace yourself, because you’re in the for a shock. This week, we work...

Duckling, Gammon, Smoking

We’ve got a quacking good episode for you this week, where we work out the opposite of a duckling, the opposite of gammon, and the opposite of smoking. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Join in...

Bottom, Mumbly Peg, Bookmarks

  Grab a frying pan, gird your loins, and smack this podcast across the back of your head. That’s right, we’re talking Bottom this week, namely what’s the opposite of the BBC sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. We...