What’s the opposite of the Red Arrows? What’s the opposite of reading? And what’s the opposite of those little flavour sachets you get in dried noodles? Only one way to find out. Listen, enjoy, and share.

Unable to record this week, we pull out the emergency recording we made ages ago, for just such situations. Enjoy.

Let’s work out the opposite of things that don’t have a natural opposite. How about we work out the opposite of Kermit The Frog? Or the opposite of pants? Or the opposite of a toothbrush? Okay then. We will.

Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where? Well, we dunno where, but we do work out the opposite of Boba Fett, as well as the opposite of poker and disposable cameras. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right?

This week’s discussion of things that don’t have a natural opposite descends into an argument about ice cream. On the way though, we do work out the opposite of Coke, of traffic lights, and of scarves. Are we right? Or...

One billows, one’s a hot pillow, and the other sticks out the side of a cat’s face. But which is which? And what is the opposite of those things?

What does a strawberry have in common with The X-Files and Scrabble? Nothing, except those are the three things we work out the opposites of this week. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right?

So, here we are once again with the podcast of opposites. This week, to stave off the impending nihilism of lockdown, we work out the opposite of the BT Tower, of an Oyster Card, and of table football. Are we...

We got ourselves in a pickle this week, when we tried to work out the opposite of mannequins, of face masks, and of underwear. Tune in and find out what happened. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of...

This was a spare episode we recorded a week or so ago just in case we couldn’t record one week, and sure enough, Simon is rubbish, and couldn’t this week. There are a few technical issues towards the end too,...