Lego Minifigs, Plasticine, January

They’re cute, and eager to play. No, not us. Lego mini figures. And we wanna know what’s the opposite of them. As well as the opposite of plasticine (or PlayDoh), and the opposite of January. Are we right? Or are...

Squat Holds, Keto, Nail Biting

It’s a new year, which means resolutions, and self-impovement. At the same time as teaching a new exercise, we work out the opposite of a squat hold, of the Keto diet, and of nail-biting. And we all feel better for...

Santa Claus, Myrrh, Stockings

It’s a seasonal special this week, with turkey and all the trimmings. We won’t be pulling crackers alas, because we already worked out the opposite of those. Herein though we work out the opposite of Santa, of myrrh, and of...

Toucan, Clouds, Bakewell Tart

  This week, we too wonder what might be the opposite of a toucan. So, two can scan a toucan? Who knows. Also, clouds, and Bakewell tarts. Mmm. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Let us...

Tardis, Waitrose, Vaping

Hold on to your hats, and long, long scarves, and bits of celery, and question mark cufflinks. This week, we work out the opposite of the TARDIS, the opposite of Waitrose, and the opposite of vaping. So, are we right?...

Pirate Ship, Mars Bar, Allo Allo

What begins as a discussion about how to eat a massive Malteser soon moves on to us working out the opposite of a pirate ship, of a Mars bar, and of the sitcom ‘Allo ‘Allo. Are we right? Or are...

Mr Spock, Archery, Cartwheels

Herein lies an Avengers: Endgame theory that will blow your tiny mind. Also within, you will hear us discuss the opposites of Mr Spock, of archery, and of cartwheels. Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Let...

Pumpkin, Amusement Park, Clusterf*ck

Ooh look, there’s a rude word in the title. Naughty. Iszi has a croaky voice this week, and Simon doesn’t. Between them, they work out the opposite of a pumpkin, of an amusement park, and of a clusterf*ck (or omnishambles...

Octopus, Marvin, Good Night’s Sleep, Lollipops

We’ve got our tentacles in everything this week. Here we are, brains the size of a planet, and all we’re being asked to do is work out the opposite of an octopus, of Marvin (the paranoid android), of a good...

Black Forest Gateau, Mario Kart, The Queen

Time to dig in to a giant slice of cake, and as we masticate (I said masticate), we can ruminate on the opposite of a Black Forest Gateau, before a quick game of Mario Kart, and a doff of the...